The Gay from Brokeback Mountain

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman & determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job.
One was GAY & the other a drunk.
She thought long & hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the GAY guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day & knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the 2 of them worked, & the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand
"You have done a really good job, & the ranch looks great.
You should go into town & kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed & went into town one SATURDAY NIGHT.
1 o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
2 o'clock, & no hired hand.
He returned around 2.30, & upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse & take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently & placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told & dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my underwear."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again,
YOU'RE FIRED."