which one are you?

LEO
Dominant in relationships. Horny. Great
in bed. Outstanding kisser.
Always want the last word. Quiet. Caring.
Smart.

CANCER
Very sexy. Talkative.
Energetic. Sarcastic.Flirt. Outstanding
kisser

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too
Sexy, DAMN IT.
Very high sex appeal. Freak in bed. Kind.
Humble.
Trustworthy. Has the last word.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind.
Have own unique sexiness.
Great in Bed. Good kisser !!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves
being
in long relationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to f*ck
with.
Have own unique sexiness.
Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the
moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves
being in long relationships. Likes to give
a good fight for what they want.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners
Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But
Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy

VIRGO
Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.
Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Great
kisser.

SCORPIO
Predict future. Most erotic.
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed.

SAGITARIUS
Spontanious. Horny. Sexy. Funny. High
sex appeal. good in bed. Rare to find.
Energetic. Good when found. Great kisser.
Loves being in long relationships.

awwwwwwwwww... so romantic.. *isk isk*

( A girl talking 2 her BF by the roadside)

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No...
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really...
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: Nope
Girl: Would u cry if I left?
Boy: Hell No...
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: Of coz no...
Girl: Would u do anything 4 me?
Boy: No...
Girl: What would u choose: ur life... or me?
Boy: I choose My Life

The girl runs away with such shock and pain in her heart but the boy run after her and shouted loudly....

"The reason u never cross my mind is because u're always on my mind...

The reason why I don't like u is because I love u...

The reason I don't want u is because I need u...

The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left me...

The reason wouldn't live 4 u is because I would die 4 u...

The reason why I'm not willing 2 do anything 4 u is because I would do everything 4 u...

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. ;-)

Read this too!

Crack ur Butt

A man checked-in to a hotel.
There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read
:--------------------------------------------------------------------
To : My Loving Wife Subject:
I've Reached Date:15 Feb 2005 I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your
loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then !
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Read This.. It's funny.. Hahaha

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The FIRST GUY said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line MERCEDES for his birthday."

The SECOND GUY said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new JET for his birthday."

The THIRD MAN said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot MANSION."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"

The FOURTH MAN replied: "My son is GAY and makes a living dancing as a STRIPPER at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The FOURTH MAN replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His BIRTHDAY was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful
30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his THREE BOYFRIENDS."